A visit to the dentist
Had been to the tooth-doctor last Tuesday. And, what a pain it was ... literally.
Reminded me of the "anti-dentite" joke from Seinfeld:
The difference between a dentist and a sadist: Newer magazines.
The dentist is one more person to avoid. I was getting rid of my list of people to avoid:
Reminded me of the "anti-dentite" joke from Seinfeld:
The difference between a dentist and a sadist: Newer magazines.
The dentist is one more person to avoid. I was getting rid of my list of people to avoid:
- The tailor: Hate his "Please inhale and hold your stomach out" for the pant waist size. My stomach is only this big and it doesn't get any bigger.
Solution: Switched to ready-made pants ages back. - The barber: "Can you cut a little bit more in the front?" I ask. The barber makes some motions (and makes some clicking noises with the scissors as if cutting) and leaves hair as it is.
Solution: Just leave if he thinks it is through. - The eye doctor: "Is this better or", turns the glass 63.5 degrees, "is this better?", he asks. No difference, I say. Sometimes, I can't say if they are equally bad.
Solution: Keep quiet.
1 Comments:
At 1:43 am, రామ ShastriX said…
Ha, ha, Suds. Ogden Nash said something like:
Some tortures are physical and others are mental
But one that's both
Is dental.
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